/broseph his megatron decided that shit was Not Worth It and just handed him a gun/ oh– i don’t expect you to, i’m just– i’m trying to come to terms with both of my identities, the cool sword guy and the crappy old rifle guy, y’know? i’m good at shooting, i should get better at swording, yeah?

You have a single identity, and that one should learn how to properly defend himself without firearms.

can you teach me how to sword murder? er– well, i mean, i probably shouldn’t cause at my spark i’m a rifle guy, but still.

*Megatron runs a hand over his face in frustration. How was this not a part of Astrotrain’s basic training? Or anyone’s for that matter! Blasters were great but they ran out of ammunition and lacked defense.*

I have just barely entertained the idea. But should you wish to train as well, I will not stop you, nor will I go easy on you.

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron replied to your post:

really? no secret affectionate bondage fantasies?

Hm. I simply fail to see how relinquishing such control could possibly be pleasurable- unless perhaps attention like this was paid. 

i didn’t say nothin’ about being on the receiving end, more of the doing end

i figure it’s like.. really lightly tied, like ribbons and slag

where you’re not actually trapped or nothing

might be kinda nice, actually

…Perhaps it could be. On both ends.