Some days I think to myself that the war being over means that there will be less bloodshed and less emotional trauma.

Then I remember that we’re Cybertronian and laugh bitterly.

you ever get that thing sorted out with the really terrible liar?

For a such a terrible liar, she managed to fool her commanding officers well enough to hide within our ranks for years. I shall be investigating why that is.

She has been arrested for her misguided attempt to assassinate me, and isn’t gaining any favor by referring to my soldiers as drones.

what’s going on over here?

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

::_Something idiotic and_ Who is hailing?::

… uh huh

if he’s so bored, how come he’s not the one answering for himself? i can hear him, he’s not completely tied up, and as far as i know, he ain’t the type that needs an answering service

i ain’t never heard of you, but granted i only know the name of a couple of his soldiers

is there anybody else there i can talk to that can back you up? starscream, maybe – steve– or, i dunno, lord megatron??

::_Actually I am._ No, we are away from the Nemesis. There is only me, and Lord Megatron cannot answer at the moment.::

what’s going on over here?

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

::_Something idiotic and_ Who is hailing?::

… megs?

first off, who’s the other one?

::This is Captain Datastream of the Black Halo, Lord Megatron and I have taken a shuttle- _scraplet spawn o_ to some wreckage for salvage, thank you Decepticon frequency for checking in, we are fine.::

hold up a minute – why would you need megatron to oversee something as simple as salvage?

is it that important?

There is a groan in the background, but of frustration, not pain.

::He shouldn’t have been here, no. But he insisted. _Because I was_ He insisted because our mighty Lord needed something to do! He was bored, he just had to come along…::

what’s going on over here?

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

::_Something idiotic and_ Who is hailing?::

… megs?

first off, who’s the other one?

::This is Captain Datastream of the Black Halo, Lord Megatron and I have taken a shuttle- _scraplet spawn o_ to some wreckage for salvage, thank you Decepticon frequency for checking in, we are fine.::

what’s going on over here?

::_Something idiotic and_ Who is hailing?::

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

so.. i made it weird.. for no reason…..?

You are always weird. So far it has yet to make me hate you.

… then how come i feel like i’m on trial whenever i talk to you?

or is that a projection thing

do i win

You do not- rgh. You do not win anything. You are not on trial, you are persistent.

choochoomotherslagger:

so.. i made it weird.. for no reason…..?

You are always weird. So far it has yet to make me hate you.

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

choochoomotherslagger replied to your post:

… i dunno, it just seems like it works?

So long as I am able feed myself. I am not a pet, nor a child.

sharing food counts as feeding, you know

/will give him a small iced energon cookie in the shape of thundercracker/

*Squints at the cookie, scans it for harmful substances or hidden high-grade, and eats a wing. It isn’t bad.*

…I suppose.

/his own wings might have instinctively twitched as a ‘flinch’, but heyy he’s eating it and the shitty joke hasn’t gotten him stabbed/

….

d’you wanna ride on my shoulders? i guarantee you’ll enjoy the view

… There is no danger on the ground, and you are even taller than me.