Tag: choochoomotherslagger

trick or treat??

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

The door opens. Astrotrain sees a violet glow within. 

“Enter as you dare, triple-changer.”

What kind of Decepticon dwelling wouldn’t have a violet glow?

The voice means Megatron probably isn’t dead – but while certain shades of violet make his spark flip in a way that’s almost nostalgic, the dark and spooky atmosphere accompanying it is not kind to his shot nerves.

“I’m darin’, I’m darin’,” Which in this case means creeping in like some kind of intruder, armor and wings fluffed up. No weapons drawn. Yet.

This purple should be all too familiar to Astrotrain. Megatron’s armor glows from within as he sits on his desk, optics nearly ablaze with the dark energy. A smirk bares pleased fangs as the door closes them inside.

“Good…” he growls. “A Treat for you, then.”

*He’s not from your universe Astrotrain, but you’re getting helm pats anyway.*

choochoomotherslagger:

/just gonna… stand stock still and take it, because on one hand, pats are good. on the other, it’s still not the right mech. it’s someone whose name and mannerisms are almost the same. it will never be the same./

/and he doesn’t even know why he wants it to be anything like the real mech, or why this is happening now, when he should be content. when he should have left that garbage far behind. when he HAS left that garbage far behind./

/may not be standing still anymore. may be shaking a little bit. pls hug/

*Megatron is not a hugger. Prolonged, close physical contact is something he reserved for rare moments, and those who deserved it. That said, he reached up to Astrotrain’s shoulder and pulls him down to gently touch their helms together.*

Enough of that.

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

If you hate him so much either kill him, which would likely make Smokescreen hate you, or don’t give him anything to pity. Ignore him, and enjoy what you have with the knowledge that you’re not going to lose it.

i CAN’T kill him, i’ve TRIED. he’s fucking.. indestructible or
something… i mean even before you get into stupid autobot morals…

… i feel like i’ve already lost it, though

d’you know how to fix that?

Then ignore him!!

Spend time with Smokescreen! Do whatever it is you do together, whenever you like. Visit him in the medbay or play games or anything that is just you two.

It works.

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

And that is where he is being ridiculous. Just because Smokescreen is affectionate with one of you doesn’t mean- 

I am not a relationship counselor!! Smokescreen attaches himself to mechs and doesn’t let go and you are one of those whether you like it or not. It doesn’t matter who else he is also attached to, it is not a competition! One of his most stubborn, irritating traits is that he doesn’t give up on anyone including you, so take comfort in that instead of obsessing over the other decepticons he’s claimed!

it’s not “other decepticons” – it’s just that one. 

i could share smoketopus with the whole damn army just fine, but that slagger– he’s gotta make it feel like i gotta fight, or i’ll be forgotten. he’s gotta smile and pat my head like i’m a braindead sparkling when i show my fangs, when he’s pushed me too far.

if he hated me as much as i hated him, this would all be fine. i think he fucking pities me.

…

and i’m just proving your point, aren’t i?

If you hate him so much either kill him, which would likely make Smokescreen hate you, or don’t give him anything to pity. Ignore him, and enjoy what you have with the knowledge that you’re not going to lose it.

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

choochoomotherslagger replied to your post:The phase sixer.

and let me guess, you’re on his side.

I am on no one’s side. You can both be ridiculous about it. 

what’s ridiculous about having one of the first alliances you’ve made in the multiverse steadily stripped away from you while the culprit makes it feel like it’s your fault?

And that is where he is being ridiculous. Just because Smokescreen is affectionate with one of you doesn’t mean- 

I am not a relationship counselor!! Smokescreen attaches himself to mechs and doesn’t let go and you are one of those whether you like it or not. It doesn’t matter who else he is also attached to, it is not a competition! One of his most stubborn, irritating traits is that he doesn’t give up on anyone including you, so take comfort in that instead of obsessing over the other decepticons he’s claimed!