choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

i’m clean! … physically

… i just want to smell like primus, okay

i dunno what else smells like primus

Ah that’s rightā€¦Ā ā€œcleanā€ now, are you?Ā 

The Star Saber, which I’m also not going to let you rub all over yourself. Visit the Well, stand near it for a few moments, it will produce the same effect.

the multiverse works in mysterious, stupid ways

….

i don’t think that’s enough concentrated primus, though

are you sure i couldn’t rub my face on your sword a little bit?

I’m sure that you could. But no.

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

@mightymegatron replied to your post:
No.

You may not. The Matrix is under my protection until there is some /vital/ use for it.

is there.. is there a way for me to like… rub its essence on me or something? is there a way to clone it??

Aren’t you afflicted with dark energon? Contact with it would be painful and even if I wanted to spare you from that, I won’t allow even the slim chance for Unicron to get his claws on even a sliver of the relic.

i’m clean! … physically

… i just want to smell like primus, okay

i dunno what else smells like primus

Ah that’s right…Ā ā€œcleanā€ now, are you?Ā 

The Star Saber, which I’m also not going to let you rub all over yourself. Visit the Well, stand near it for a few moments, it will produce the same effect.

choochoomotherslagger:

@mightymegatron replied to your post:
No.

You may not. The Matrix is under my protection until there is some /vital/ use for it.

is there.. is there a way for me to like… rub its essence on me or something? is there a way to clone it??

Aren’t you afflicted with dark energon? Contact with it would be painful and even if I wanted to spare you from that, I won’t allow even the slim chance for Unicron to get his claws on even a sliver of the relic.

Megatron sees what has been done to Smokescreen. There is a knot in his tank. Can they stoop any lower? He sends a message to Astrotrain, leaning back in his chair. He closes his optics, servo covering his face.

::Let him rest for now, but get him talking when he wakes. If there is anything we can provide, let me know.::

Zombie Apocalypse AU!!!

Finding the downed shuttle had been a stroke of luck. Megatron and his companions took shelter in its hull for a few days before realizing that the craft was in fact still alive,Ā if incredibly low on fuel. Knock Out and Shockwave immediately began running tests on him, testing for the virus and lo and behold: as much damage as the large mech had suffered, his cloaking was still active. The undead could not detect his, or any life signals within his walls. He remained uninfected.

Shockwave is working bit by bit to restore enough of the mech’s CPU to allow him to speak. Most of the Decepticons voted against restoring sentience to their one place of refuge, but the Autobots wouldn’t hear of it, not if he was still alive in there. Megatron has a feeling that all getting him to speak will accomplish is having a screaming house on their hands.

☭

Battle intro:Ā ā€œIt isn’t often I get to spar with larger partners. Don’t hold back.ā€

Victory:Ā ā€œI could go for another if you’re up to the challenge.ā€

Defeat:Ā ā€œ…You’re better than I expected.ā€

Assist:Ā ā€œReload! I’ll do the rest.ā€

Taunt:Ā ā€œHa! Size really doesn’t matter!ā€

Reacting to Taunt:Ā ā€œSilence.ā€

Flee:Ā ā€œThis was a mistake.ā€

Reacting to Flee:Ā ā€œI’m not done with you!ā€

Tie:Ā ā€œ…Well now. You’re more than just talk and high-grade after all.ā€

Perfect Victory:Ā ā€œYou held back. Either that or you’re more rusty than you look.ā€

Finishing Move: [Censored]Ā 

Outside, there was a biiiiig kid who looked bored. Dee plastered his face against the window and licked it too, recoiling when it tasted like cleansing fluid.

choochoomotherslagger:

Friend? Friend!!

Even if he’s on the other side of the window, the little scruffy bot is going to get a handful of garbage candy and a mouse leg smushed in his general direction. It probably tastes a lot better than the window.

Dee cackled at the gross smush against the window, and looked for the window latch. He wanted to get back out there to share some real food he’d stolen, and maybe try one of those candies. They didn’t look bad.

Here we go! He slides up the window with a little difficulty. Child locks have nothing on him!

ā€œHey!ā€ Wiggling so that he’s half out of the window,the little miner reaches towards train with a fist full of energon sweets.Ā ā€œThese’re WAY tastier.ā€