hey, you still alive?

 choochoomotherslagger:

 mightymegatron:

mightymegatron:

::Decidedly not.:: 

::I am Unicron, and that insect is no more.::

When Astrotrain arrives, Megatron’s altered frame awaits, standing before the swirling portal. He’s larger now than he used to be, a horn-like crest rising from the twisted embellishments on his helm. There is no spark here, only the sickening throb of dark energon as it pulses beneath the glowing star on his chest. He regards the triple-changer with a cold, violet glare.

“You know me, mortal.” His voice echoes in the dark tunnel, a borrowed version of Megatron’s own. “Is it power that you seek?”

The frame is freshly mutated, no obvious rust or rot – this is a new development. Dead or mentally unseated no longer than a month, maybe. A bit of guilt lifted from his shoulders.

He hardly noticed, focused on trying to keep his processors sharp despite the spark’s yearning. Forcing himself to keep his distance, pedes planted firmly where they landed on the other side of the bridge. Resisting that sickening pull. Staring the void directly in the optics. Reminding himself that this one wasn’t his. Couldn’t be. Shouldn’t be.

“Closure,” said his spark, but “I don’t know,” is what his mouth said. His EMF pulled away from its place tightly bound to his frame to add in its own confusing cocktail of opinion. Static on the outside, hurt desire guilt love betrayal on the inside.

“You shouldn’t be here.” He added in a very unconvincing croak.

Unicron considers this one. There is something strange about him, conflicted and distant, despite his fixation. He closes the distance between himself and the mortal. With how he’s mangled Megatron’s frame to suit his own desires, they are nearly the same height.

“I am, as has always been inevitable. Will you try and stop my advance? Or will you give yourself over to me, accepting your fate?” He holds out his palm, and from the center rises a shard of dark energon. “This illusion of choice is yours. You may answer, but it has already been decided.”

hey, you still alive?

 choochoomotherslagger:

 mightymegatron:

mightymegatron:

::Decidedly not.:: 

::I am Unicron, and that insect is no more.::

Unicron has no concept of April Fools, and so the ‘time’ is lost on him. What he does hear is an interest in Astrotrain’s voice that has no hint of anger or disgust. This mech could be of use.

Without another word, the god allows his location to be known.

A silent location ping. Okay, he can work with this. He either does or he doesn’t.

The fact that it was once a Megatron he knew that the monster was inhabiting put a bit of a damper on things. But the pull was still there, like a blinding bright purple beacon in the back of his mind. Following it wouldn’t lead to anything good. He had to know. He didn’t have to know. He could get someone else to do this and report back–

He silently plead to Primus or someone to give him strength, to tell him no. The universe noted this was an internal dilemma, not an external one, so it didn’t have to roll any saving throws. (And when it rolls anyway for kicks, it gets a 2.)

Open bridge, insert spacebus. His spark is racing.

When Astrotrain arrives, Megatron’s altered frame awaits, standing before the swirling portal. He’s larger now than he used to be, a horn-like crest rising from the twisted embellishments on his helm. There is no spark here, only the sickening throb of dark energon as it pulses beneath the glowing star on his chest. He regards the triple-changer with a cold, violet glare.

“You know me, mortal.” His voice echoes in the dark tunnel, a borrowed version of Megatron’s own. “Is it power that you seek?”

hey, you still alive?

 choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

::Decidedly not.:: 

::I am Unicron, and that insect is no more.::

Even before he says the name, he already knows the voice. It’s not the one he knew, but it’s close enough that his spark twists hard enough to make him think it just split apart.

Fuck. Be cool.

::Oh, uh. Bad move, I think. I kinda liked that one.: Images of a shambling carcass barely holding itself together flashed through his mind. ::How long ago did he um… you know what, lemme come see for myself– not that I doubt you or anything but it IS that time–::

Unicron has no concept of April Fools, and so the ‘time’ is lost on him. What he does hear is an interest in Astrotrain’s voice that has no hint of anger or disgust. This mech could be of use.

Without another word, the god allows his location to be known.

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

…………. so you’re doubling down on that spindly nerd thing, then

Quiet.

okay but is it like.. the opposite of a size kink

undersize kink

i can store this guy under my berth for later like an energon snack kink

I said quiet. He’s not that small.

to be fair i might be misremembering some other spindly nerd but i’m pretty sure he’s about as big as your leg

you could probably stuff him in a somewhat ambitious sock

real talk though: are ya’ll fraggin?

I will assume that a “sock” is something inappropriate and you aren’t going to touch him with it.

And why should I tell you?

it’s … i mean you’re probably not wrong? it’s a human foot covering.. it was a joke about how small he is

because friends generally partake in obnoxious relationship ribbing??

i dunno, i’m not gonna poach him or anything if that’s what you’re worried about

Ah… I’m unaccustomed.

What we have is relatively new, Astrotrain. There is no rush.

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

…………. so you’re doubling down on that spindly nerd thing, then

Quiet.

okay but is it like.. the opposite of a size kink

undersize kink

i can store this guy under my berth for later like an energon snack kink

I said quiet. He’s not that small.

to be fair i might be misremembering some other spindly nerd but i’m pretty sure he’s about as big as your leg

you could probably stuff him in a somewhat ambitious sock

real talk though: are ya’ll fraggin?

I will assume that a “sock” is something inappropriate and you aren’t going to touch him with it.

And why should I tell you?