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ask-smokescreen:

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mighty megatron replied to your post: mighty-megatron replied to your post …

You missed that chance when you fled from our universe with your proverbial tail between your legs.

I’ve taken things from you under your metaphorical nose before, and I can do it again.

But maybe just a nice meet-up? We can catch up on things. Lots of things. And I’ve got some- some new Autobots that’d really like to meet you! Like, they really want to get to know you. I think.

Spark eaters have no allegiance. And I have no desire to chat with cowards. If you wish to fight me, or send Optimus in your stead, then come do so. Otherwise, I leave you to your new friends.

HELLO

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [x] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [x] Slap/Push you away and then murder you in an inventive fashion.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [x] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [x] Sure. Come closer. I only want to stab you a little bit.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [] Yes.
  • [x] No.