Smokescreen.

Stay out of my inbox.

ask-smokescreen replied to your post: Hey, tiny M. Little M. Guess your weapons are pretty useless now, huh?

HEY NO- NO- STOP THAT SLAG- WHAT IS THAT- WHY IS YOUR SWORD A TONGUE- THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE REALLY WEIRD ANIMES

Hey, tiny M. Little M. Guess your weapons are pretty useless now, huh?

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*Uses the tongue sword on Smokescreen. The disgusting organic sight is worth it to see the cadet’s terror.*

Little M, little M. I’m using that nickname from now on!

Alright. And I shall call you “Kawaii”. That is your new designation, cadet.

Hey, Legs. I thought you’d like my spot-on Screamer impersonation, too. “I WANNA BE LEADER MEGATRON CAN I BE A LEADER I’LL BE THE BESTEST LEADER” /He’s using his raspiest voice./ Ow. Trying to get his voice tone is hard.

*No. Stop being funny. You’re not funny. You’re the most irritating Autobot in existence. That impression is not amusing. And Megatron certainly isn’t smirking.*

Hey, Legs, your back. Let me guess, you had to get replacement eyebrows? Or a replacement processor?

I had to reign in a hoard of terrorcon troopers and oversee repairs to the interior of my ship. What have you done lately that has been of use?

ask-smokescreen replied to your post: BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK /can’t touch this legs/

Baaaaaaaaaarkbarkabarkbark arf arf /going to run around Megs. Can’t touch this./

Infernal creature, get out of my sight!! *His sword and servo phase through the thing in a particular manner… It’s wearing a phase shifter. Oh Primus no.*

SMOKESCREEN?!