You are one of the cruel ones Starscream sent you didn’t he leave me alone Soundwave hasn’t responded that insane medic put a bomb inside of him and I’m trying to get him to respond I will not lose him it is not a possibility he will survive this as he always has he does not have my permission to die.
Tag: m!a
((current thing with unicron notwithstanding XD)) hows it goin, pointy megatron~?
Astrotrain there are very few times when it is a good idea for you to talk to me this is not one of those times how do you think it’s going do I look relaxed to you? Do I ever for that matter? I will never be capable of anything close to relaxing until I witness Optimus Prime’s corpse for myself and the Earth is finally secured and even then I do not even know if it would be possible
Why did you lick me wait you were going to be an anonymous and have one of those lick me? I can’t decide which is worse. No you were not anonymous I know it was you who licked me why would you do that clean it immediately that is vile for all I know your ‘salvia’ could corrode my armor there is no purpose to licking me and yet you are not the first to express such a desire what’s more disturbing is that you are not the first human to express such a desire I will never understand you
Who would want your booty, anyhow?
You apparently. Don’t ask me, ask yourself or any of the other countless “fangirls” that seem to pop up from out of nowhere dear primus you’re not one of them are you is it contagious get out before i catch it or shoot you, either way
Hi!!!! Lots of Megatrons hate me by the way!!!
I wonder why no I don’t that’s just the thing I would say if I could stop talking right after that. Instead I’m just going to keep rambling because of this damnable magic anon I probably won’t even say anything of consequence Are you a human why do you smell of dark energon then that isn’t possible how are you alive do you have more I need to refuel give me your dark energon
Give me the booty
Smokescreen get off anon everyone knows it’s you why do you want my aft and why do you keep calling it a booty that is an organic term and you cannot twerk stop trying
Hey. I bombed your little spy master pet and your next. What do you have to say to that, darling?~
I am going to find you and give you every injury that you dared inflict upon him very slowly and even then I won’t let you die Ratchet I’ll keep you alive and strung up on a wall so that whenever I feel the need to torture something which is surprisingly not very often though the feeling does arise I will pay you a visit and peel the mesh from your protoform until there’s nothing left how DARE you come near him he had better be repairable or you’ll wish that what I’ve described is what I’m going to do to you
Well damn
Leave me alone I don’t want to talk to humans you’re all far too small. How do you stand being so small? Everything can kill you it’s incredibly impractical. I don’t understand why you would evolve like that. And you live for no time at all, little blips on the radar. A pointless species. You’ll all be gone soon anyway so I suppose my opinions of you do not matter.
M!A: For the next twenty post, your mental filter does not exist. If it crosses your mind, it comes out of your mouth.
What kind of twisted humans are you do you think that you’re clever? Do you think that things like this are good ideas? Because they are not. Some things need to be left unsaid. So very much. Especially my things. You are going to regret this just as much as I am.
Limitations
The warlord stretches out all three of his new appendages. A tail and two organic wings. He swishes the tail, which seems to be rather strong and has spikes on the end. A potential weapon.
The wings are next. A large wingspan, powerful muscles attached, but nothing like thrusters that he could locate. Powered flight, then? Tiny organic birds did it. They flapped these ungainly things to fly… Seemed impractical. Still, being grounded left him at a disadvantage. He wouldn’t have it.
On the deck of the docked Nemesis, the beast that is Lord Megatron spreads his wings and crouches down. He leaps into the air and throws his wings down, gaining a bit of height before crashing back to the deck. He snarls upon impact, but shakes himself and tries again with new vigor. The crash isn’t as violent this time, but is twice as frustrating.
How was he supposed to take off??
Megatron's back up 