Am I a “who” or a “what” to you?

Of course the last one to come to me had to be you it could only be you nothing else would fit when I cannot censor myself. You are both and neither. You are a shadow, a ghost of the past and a promise of what could have been, what should have been you should be fighting by my side not Starscream’s, not against me but I will not ask it of you because I’m just waiting for the day when you betray me just as you did before but that wasn’t you and I keep forgetting that… *He raises a servo to his helm, overheated from trying to stop himself.*

Looking to the past and hoping for a different outcome is pointless, but you are a constant reminder of it and now I’m spouting this aloud for all to hear and this will probably be the thing that drives you away yet again and I’m rather adept at lying and saying that it won’t effect me in the slightest just… Why?

*He leans against the wall, magic finally spent. He hoped the damnable anon was satisfied.*

If you had to kill Soundwave to further or save the Decepticon cause, would you? Or have you grown weak?

I am not weak Soundwave knows and understands my feelings on this matter offlining him couldn’t possibly be beneficial to the Decepticons, his skills are more than necessary to our cause but if it somehow came down to his life or the future of the entire faction, I would choose the faction and he is well aware of this fact and would choose the same I am no sentimental fool like Optimus we have fought too hard to sacrifice everything for the life of a single mech do you honestly think that I would waste millions of years of of turmoil and sacrifice all that I believe in for the sake of sentiment this is precisely why we have not been open with our affection nor will we- NO I will not say it aloud this damnable magic there is a reason that people do not simply say everything that comes to mind it could jeopardize everything

If you /had/ to choose an Earth-vehicle mode, what would it be?

I cannot find any human aircraft that resembles my alt mode that doesn’t exist only in your fictional designs for Primus sake all of your planes have wings I find them unwieldy targets a few stealth bombers or yours have a more compact design but oh look I’ve stumbled across the Lockheed P-3 Orion it seems that even that name is attached to an instrument of war on this world but it is not maneuverable enough for my liking there are a few Japanese experimental bombers that seem to combine their strength with the thrust of seeker-like jets but again wings why always wings I would prefer something like the alt-mode my alternate managed to find, that dual-rotor battle helicopter but outside of your animated films I cannot find its equivalent all of this is irrelevant anyway I would never be forced into taking on an Earth-based mode I shall always keep my Cybertronian design.

Why are you such a terrible leader?! You do realize that Starscream, Dreadwing, and many other of your so called ‘loyal soldiers’ went against you because you’re so mean to them. Why can’t you be nice?

Being nice has nothing to do with being a leader being a leader is being respected enough to command entire armies and have their faith I have loyal soldiers Soundwave most of all and I am well aware that the eradicons and insecticons could overthrow me if they so desired but they do not and do you know why? Because despite your personal opinions in their opinion they would rather die serving me than be forced to going back to living as they did before the war I liberated them and yes they know that fighting for me puts them in grave risk and yet they do it anyway I am not nice I am strict but I am only cruel to those who have earned my ire through their own actions do not blame me for the mistakes of others

Still being honest, Lord Megatron? I have a question, if I were to say something really stupid to you right now, other than what I /am/ saying right now, would you be able to find me? Or find me easily if I were just to hide myself in my many look-alikes?

Contrary to your belief you are not all identical you have little nicks and scars and mannerisms that give you away if I have any reason to remember you in particular especially if you got in trouble with me recently I will be able to pick you out of a crowd so do not tempt me further “Allen” that is your Earth name is it not I have been watching you do not think that you can get away with anything simply because you have many look-alikes

Thoughts on Knockout’s vanity?

Never before have I met a mech whose gleaming paint actually irritated me I have gotten over it now but initially I despised the medic’s fretting over his finish what kind of self respecting Decepticon doesn’t wear at least a few scars but he makes up for it in other areas Knockout can be delightfully ruthless at times and his medical skill is far greater than people seem to realize I hope that the alternate one passes his skills onto his daughter and that they all abandon their universe to join me at some point because I could use them what do I mean by that? Why could I use them I already have a medic but I suppose having another warrior back would be beneficial but Impact would be in danger if she were here constantly and I shouldn’t care about that but I do for some reason

Starcream is a dick.

I have heard that the term dick refers to the organic version of a spike and I fail to see how Starscream is one he doesn’t even have one not of the organic kind anyway is this another kind of human slang that I am missing I feel as if that is the case but honestly I do not care get out of my ask box

Do you want a hug from Soundwave?

Why are you humans so obsessed with physical contact I respect Soundwave by giving him his space he prefers it that way most of the time and so do I we have both had very violent lives where most contact was negative I suppose this has conditioned the both of us EM fields can be just as intimate anyway and largely invisible as well why am I telling you about that we are discreet for a reason

[[ And how have you been faring lately, O leader of his alternate? ]]

You confuse me, alternate Soundwave. You abandoned my command to serve a Starscream and I can’t figure out if that reflects more on you or me which is a disconcerting thought either way I refuse to believe that my Soundwave is in any shape or form related to you because no matter what I have done he stands by me and I have returned the gesture I can only assume that you are here in an attempt to gain some insight into my psyche well there you are have you learned anything interesting Soundwave? Are you satisfied?

Your uncensored thoughts sure are something else, You should do this more often. says a lot about your character as a whole.

And what exactly does it say about my character, Arcee? That I have much more on my mind than I let on? You are quite similar if your conversations are anything to go by all of your “…” I wonder what your thoughts would sound like would it disturb you if you sounded like me? That would probably be the case, since you are an Autobot after all you know you would do much better as a Decepticon at the very least you would live longer does this not appeal to you? Why not?