They’re magical healing hugs, though. I want to see if they can heal your personality!
That isn’t how it works.
Says who? You? No offense- wait, full offense, but I don’t really trust your judgement. Plus, it’s worth a shot if I can heal you of the disease you’ve got called full aftititus!
I mean, who knows? It might work. After you, I was going to see if I can heal planets with these hugs.
Do that first. For once focus on the useful application of your inexplicable magic before attempting to use it for your own amusement.
Imagine some kind of organic farmer that’s like “Megabrow season again, looks like!” and they’re just pulling your eyebrows from under the ground like potatoes
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I believe that if I were to indulge your nonsensical reasoning, I would slip into whatever deluded madness birthed that train of thought.
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