MEGS! MEGS! I GOT A SWORD it’s not a sword arm but it’ll do to start right

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

Heh. I would like to see this sword. We could start with manual swordplay and transition to integrated later on.

Heh- you’ve got that right! I could lift a bulkier one- I bet I could lift the Star Saber if I had to.

Oh yeah- that’s fair. I guess that’s the downside of a lighter blade, right? Is a built in sword that different from a manual one in terms of technique?

Lifting it is one thing. Wielding it takes a great deal more strength and finesse.

A sword should always be treated as an extension of yourself, but only in one case is it literal. *Out slides his own sword, with his arm stretched out to the side.* In this case, the blade follows the line of your forearm at all times. It is inflexible and unyielding, and relies on the strength of your frame rather than your grip, but it limits your range and requires a mindfulness of your frame.

Manual swords can be longer, built of heavier materials. The weight of the sword itself follows through with the swing, delivering more powerful blows. Your grip is flexible, and changing the angle and direction of the blade has a wide variety of uses, but it can also be knocked from your servos if you are not careful. Learning both could be beneficial.

MEGS! MEGS! I GOT A SWORD it’s not a sword arm but it’ll do to start right

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

Heh. I would like to see this sword. We could start with manual swordplay and transition to integrated later on.

Hey, I’d be glad to show it off! I mean- I guess you’ll be seeing it anyway, but no reason you can’t take a look otherwise.

/Taking out a relatively light sword he got from Black Shadow, which hasn’t seen much use at all, really. On the side, it has the engraving “Stay determined!” on it in Rodionite. Smokescreen has no idea how to read that./

Can we start right now?

Light and quick. How fitting. 

I have to locate a proper sword to use, first. This would not stand up to the Dark Star Saber, and shattering a weapon in training would only leave you out of equipment.

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You forgot to click the anonymous button, Smokescreen.

I’M CLEAN I’M CLEAN I’M CLEAN OF DORK ENERGON YOU CAN’T PUNCH ME NOW

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

mightymegatron:

Heh. Some anonymous creature saw fit to bless you, did they? 

How lucky for you.

Our god has no reason to perform such favors for a mech who has openly expressed his hatred, and once actively tried to kill him.

Pain is nothing. But Primus can do nothing for me.

Well- technically, he has no reason to help me- but he still did. Like I said, have you tried asking? It does wonders, honestly, Megs.

And like- you gotta start somewhere when if comes to fixing up relations with bots, right?

There are many memories stirred by this question.

I wouldn’t mind hearing what you can play…

Whomever the council saw in me… has long since retired.

You did have such potential. You still do, even after all this time.

“Perhaps.”

I’M CLEAN I’M CLEAN I’M CLEAN OF DORK ENERGON YOU CAN’T PUNCH ME NOW

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

Heh. Some anonymous creature saw fit to bless you, did they? 

How lucky for you.

I mean- I think Primus said it would’ve been more painful trying to purify it? So I guess it’s possible? Though- it was painful without me ever having put dork energon in my spark.

You ever heard of asking him nicely?

Our god has no reason to perform such favors for a mech who has openly expressed his hatred, and once actively tried to kill him.

Pain is nothing. But Primus can do nothing for me.

I’M CLEAN I’M CLEAN I’M CLEAN OF DORK ENERGON YOU CAN’T PUNCH ME NOW

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

mightymegatron:

Heh. Some anonymous creature saw fit to bless you, did they? 

How lucky for you.

Really now? Primus removed the dark energon from your frame. How?

Yeah! He used a bit of himself- since dark energon wants Primus more than it wants me? I’m a little confused, but I’m not complaining!

I think it helped that it didn’t get to my spark?

Delightful. I’m thrilled to hear that.

megy stick myour legy up really far

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

There is no possible reason you could give me that would convince me to do that.

“Can we check right now? And- wait, wait, Starscream actually lost his arm?” Smokescreen missed so much, wow. “I guess I’m okay with either- I’ve always wanted a sword mod, though. It wasn’t really something they covered in Elite Guard training, though. Too much training was the main thing, especially since getting that close to ‘cons you’re fighting is kinda a bad idea.”

Smokescreen’s doorwings are bobbing about- he’s not even trying to hide his excitement over the idea, “When can we start, Megatron? I guess there aren’t that many lessons we can cover right now-”

Primus. He was genuinely excited about this. He was bouncing. Even more of a strange indicator: Smokescreen had been using his real name.

“As soon as your modification is complete. I can arrange it with one of our medics, and it should be ready for extensive use a few days after. Then training can begin. I warn you, it is going to hurt.”