LORD LEGATRON MAY I OFFER YOU A SALAD?

YES YOU MAY TOTALLY NOT ME

I WOULD LOVE A SALAD

THEY MAKE ME LAUGH

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE THAT

Some days I think to myself that the war being over means that there will be less bloodshed and less emotional trauma.

Then I remember that we’re Cybertronian and laugh bitterly.

Age is not arbitrarily assigned.

ask-smokescreen:

I guess not-

But how should we compare ages easily, then?

Maturity level, perhaps.

whar’s the longest you’v gone without recharge meme

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

mightymegatron:

Meme?

… Two months, and only after I had manually disengaged my warning systems. I do not recommend it.

…Smokescreen. You will not be able to protect anyone effectively if you are not alert and rested. Recharge, and then resume your duties.

That is not a request.

It- surue I can! Im perfectly altrt.

you ncan make me rechatge

im gonna disable the thing- and im gonna… I’m gnna- yeah.

Astrotrain once forced me into recharge and I would have been a danger to myself and others if he hadn’t. Let him do the same for you.

whar’s the longest you’v gone without recharge meme

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

mightymegatron:

Meme?

… Two months, and only after I had manually disengaged my warning systems. I do not recommend it.

Recharging, no matter its disadvantages, is essential to function. And here I thought that you were intent on learning from my mistakes, and not repeating them.

but

but I can’t do it- if I rechagre I can’t protect them and if they get hurt while I’m off fdreaming it’ll be all my fault and what if they die

…Smokescreen. You will not be able to protect anyone effectively if you are not alert and rested. Recharge, and then resume your duties.

That is not a request.

whar’s the longest you’v gone without recharge meme

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

mightymegatron:

Meme?

… Two months, and only after I had manually disengaged my warning systems. I do not recommend it.

No.

wha

wha no tell me

i got to know

Recharging, no matter its disadvantages, is essential to function. And here I thought that you were intent on learning from my mistakes, and not repeating them.

whar’s the longest you’v gone without recharge meme

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

Meme?

… Two months, and only after I had manually disengaged my warning systems. I do not recommend it.

memetron

… how do you manually disengage your warning systems

asking cause i gota- I mean. for a frne

No.

whar’s the longest you’v gone without recharge meme

Meme?

… Two months, and only after I had manually disengaged my warning systems. I do not recommend it.

Approaches Unicron, sword drawn. I will not allow you to corrupt this world or its people ever again! Megatron is charging at you. What do you do?

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

ask-smokescreen:

WAITWAIT

MEGS I’M NOT

UH

/Trying to sidestep- frag, he’s too big for this. Think fast- uh-!/

LEGATRON. BOOTYTRON. MEGABUTT. MEGABROWS

LISTEN.

“Do you think this is a JOKE, Smokescreen?! Unicron is the one thing in this universe that is a legitimate threat to us, and you think it amusing to pose as him for a laugh?!” Megatron reels back for another blow, but falters, clutching at his chest.

“End this charade. Now!”

“I’m not trying to- I was turned into this!”

Smokescreen’s reaching down when Megatron’s clutching at his chest- it’s not that he’s concerned, but… He’s worried.

“Are you okay? Should I- uh- keep my distance until I’m back to normal?”

“Anonymous curses,” he muttered, angrily. Knowing that it was Smokescreen, the reaching hands lost any intimidation they might have had. If it had been Unicron…

“No. I can handle myself… If you cannot change back yet, do not continue your trickery. It will only end poorly for all involved.”

Approaches Unicron, sword drawn. I will not allow you to corrupt this world or its people ever again! Megatron is charging at you. What do you do?

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

ask-smokescreen:

WAITWAIT

MEGS I’M NOT

UH

/Trying to sidestep- frag, he’s too big for this. Think fast- uh-!/

LEGATRON. BOOTYTRON. MEGABUTT. MEGABROWS

LISTEN.

Megatron squints up at “Unicron”.

Then he leaps up, punching him hard in the face.

“OW- OW- Primus- why would you- Megs, why?”

He’s not going to punch back, but he’s still glaring at, rubbing at the center of his face.

“Do you think this is a JOKE, Smokescreen?! Unicron is the one thing in this universe that is a legitimate threat to us, and you think it amusing to pose as him for a laugh?!” Megatron reels back for another blow, but falters, clutching at his chest.

“End this charade. Now!”