Tag: thegreenwasp

He heard about the PokĂ©mon and awkwardly comes over to visit. He’s definitely not used to coming over since it’s normally Bee that comes to talk to this Megatron.

the-green-wasp:

mightymegatron:

mightymegatron:

The minibot is allowed permission to enter, though there is an optic ridge raised in suspicion.

“Wasp, correct?” The Mawile comes up to his leg and turns around, sniffing it.

“Indeed. Are you aware of how to take care of a Pokemon?”

The Mawile dances around Wasp’s pedes, its giant mouth grinning. “Wiii, wii!”

He nodded. “We have a few and honestly the Mawile might’ve picked up a some of the scents from-”

“Arf!”

Wasp turned around to see that an Arcanine was sitting right behind him, wagging her tail. “
.That would be one of said pets.”

The Mawile starts, hiding behind Wasp to peek around him at the big fire dog. Curious, but hesitant. 

“Mm. What do they require? I have nothing else organic on the ship.”

He heard about the PokĂ©mon and awkwardly comes over to visit. He’s definitely not used to coming over since it’s normally Bee that comes to talk to this Megatron.

the-green-wasp:

mightymegatron:

The minibot is allowed permission to enter, though there is an optic ridge raised in suspicion.

“Wasp, correct?” The Mawile comes up to his leg and turns around, sniffing it.

“Yep that’s me
and
you’re the Megatron that Bee talks to right?” he said, letting the Mawile sniff him.

“Indeed. Are you aware of how to take care of a Pokemon?”

The Mawile dances around Wasp’s pedes, its giant mouth grinning. “Wiii, wii!”

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Battle intro: “I’m not sure you understand what you’re in for.”

Victory: “A valiant effort.”

Defeat: “Heh, minibots… never cease to surprise.”

Assist: “Behind me, now!!”

Taunt: “Perhaps there’s a reason you never advanced beyond your incarceration!”

Reacting to Taunt: “Noise…”

Flee: “Calm yourself, I’m not your enemy!”

Reacting to Flee: A toothy smirk.

Tie: “You would have made a good Decepticon.”

Perfect Victory: “Perhaps you should train more with Bumblebee first.”

Finishing Move: “Do not challenge me again until you are ready.

Hello?

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [x] Slap/Push you away.
  • [x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [x] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [x] I don’t understand anyone’s desire to cuddle anyone covered in armor like mine.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [x] No. You can’t handle my d. I would break you.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [x] Yes. If you would like.
  • [] No.

*yaaaawns as the sparkling toddles over and tugs on his servo* Is it nap time?

the-green-wasp:

mightymegatron:

*And now there’s a second one on his other side. How they were even reaching his servos, he’ll never know.*

You just got here, Wasp. Nap time isn’t for another hour and a half. Stay awake.

*he possibly got on the stool without noticing
.wtf Wasp*

*whines and rocks on his pedes*

*Picks him up from the stool and plops him down by the toys.*

Here. You can play pretend nap. Just make sure you actually rest when it is nap time or you’ll sit in the corner.