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*suspicious glare*

You are:

[] Cute
[] Adorable
[x] Beautiful
~~[x] Sexy~~
[x] a traitor

If you kissed me I would:

[x] Kiss you back as I extended my blade to decapitate you
[x] Be shocked
[x] Smile and laugh as your helm left its shoulders
[] Push you away
[] Slap you

If you asked me out I would say:

[] No, sorry
[x] Yes tell me your location
[] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

[] No thank you
[x] Yes please so that I can get close enough to rip you apart
[] Sure, why not

Sex?

[] No thank you
[x] Yes please yes lower your guard a bit more… for no other reason, of course
[] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry

my liege. I find it flabergasting just how many people show up to spout there dissaproval of you! But I suppose I can’t blame them for being so miss informed. It is what most of these people come to do though isn’t it? To confront and meet the fearsome gladiator of Kaon face to face! There very sparks must miss charge at the very sight of your fearsome presence. You are a far more fear full sight to behold in person then behind the shield of a computer screen.

… I suppose so. People will do and say all sorts of things when hidden behind a screen it would seem.

[[ And how have you been faring lately, O leader of his alternate? ]]

You confuse me, alternate Soundwave. You abandoned my command to serve a Starscream and I can’t figure out if that reflects more on you or me which is a disconcerting thought either way I refuse to believe that my Soundwave is in any shape or form related to you because no matter what I have done he stands by me and I have returned the gesture I can only assume that you are here in an attempt to gain some insight into my psyche well there you are have you learned anything interesting Soundwave? Are you satisfied?

[[ What are your weaknesses, physical, mental, and emotional, and how and when may they be best exploited in the effort to kill the everloving slag out of you? ]]

*Curses inwardly.*

Soundwave. Normally you are so much better at anonymity.

You have known me for so long, fought against me. You of all people should be aware of the weak points in my armor, particularly my lower back- my terror of defeat and being unable to move or speak and which restraints may best be used-

*Suddenly Megatron’s mouth shuts and he forgets what he was saying.*

☠

He hadn’t heard him come in. Barely had time to react to the sound of one of those drill-like feelers spinning before it tears through his back-plating and breaks through his sigil, splattering energon against the console.

“Sound…wave…”

He tries to turn around, but falls forward before he gets the chance.