PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES.
 FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
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((From the-scrappy-stinger))

▌What is your name?


Megatron.

▌What is your real name?

That is my name.

▌Do you know why you were called that?

I took my name from Megatronus Prime.

▌Are you single or taken?

What an idiotic way to put it. “Taken” I suppose.

▌Have any abilities or powers? 


Transformation and command over those afflicted with Dark Energon should be considered ‘powers’. However, I do not need to further prove myself to anyone- my abilities will speak for themselves.

▌Stop being a mary sue/gary stu

I am neither.

▌What’s your eye color?

Blue. For now.

▌How about your hair color?

*Pointed glaring*

▌Have you any family members?


No. We do not generally work that way.

▌Oh? What about pets?

*glances to Rex, the gigantic cyberhound napping at his side.*

No. A companion, perhaps.

▌That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don’t like.

*chuckling* How long do you have?

▌Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?

I can’t say that I have time for any hobbies. Running a planet tends to take priority.

▌Ever hurt anyone before?


…Are you aware of the events of the last, say, four million years or so?

▌Ever… killed anyone before?

You really don’t have any idea who I am, do you?

▌What kind of animal are you?

I am a Cybertronian, not any organic creature!

▌Name some of your worst habits.


Impatience.

▌Do you look up to anyone at all?

…In a way.

▌Gay, straight, or bisexual?

No.

▌Do you go to school?

No.

▌Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?


I cannot, and so I will not.

▌Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

Apparently in each species.

▌What are you most afraid of?

I’ll tell you when I come across it.

▌What do you usually wear?

My fusion cannon.

▌Do you love someone?

Yes.

▌When was the last time you wet yourself?

…Last I checked, it was not ‘Sunday’ on Earth.

▌What class are you?


Mining unit Class A, with various military-grade and flight-capable upgrades.

▌How many friends do you have?

Those I have are close. The number doesn’t matter.

▌What are your thoughts on pie?

I have yet to try one.

▌Favorite drink?

…Hot Tarnish high-grade.

▌What’s your favorite place?

At the moment, the flight deck of the Nemesis. From our stationary position, the glow of each of the newly rebuilt colonies can be seen at night.

▌Are you into someone~?

I should hope that I was “into” my conjunx.

▌What’s your bra cup/size and/or how big is your willy?

Enough! *Megatron gets up to leave, while the interviewers attempt to win back his interest.*

▌Would you rather swim in the lake or in the ocean?

*At this point, Megatron has evaded the interviewers. The rest of the questions are answered by the mun, who may or may not be wildly exaggerating.*

▌What’s your type? 


((Basically anyone who it’d be interesting to fight would be interesting to frag. Huge powerhouse mechs, lithe and quick mechs, clever mechs that can match his wit. Even better if it’s a combination of those! He’s more interested in individuals than frametypes.))

▌Any fetishes?


((Idk if it’s exactly a fetish but he gets really turned on by the noises he’s able to draw out of his partner, like knowing that he’s giving them pleasure makes it his too. He’s got a few more but that’s all you’re gonna get fer now))

▌Seme or uke? Top or bottom? Dominant or submissive?

((AHAHAHAHA. I think this one’s mostly obvious. On the rare occassions that he might bottom, he still insists on being in control- except in very, very specific situations.))

▌Camping or indoors?

((He likes being outdoors, even if he’s used to being enclosed.))

▌Are you wanting the quiz to end?

((Considering he’s gone…))