If we kissed:

• [x] This wouldn’t happen.
• [] Oh disgusting.
• [] Again, again.
• [] Kiss you back.
• [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
• [x] Slap/Push you away violently into a slag pit
• [x] Be confused ((Might bluescreen for a while))

If you asked me out I’d say:

• [] Um no.
• [] I’m taken-
• [x] Sure I would love to take you out OF EXISTENCE. 
• [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

• [] No.
• [] Ew.
• [] Sure.
• [X] YES. It will be that much easier to STRANGLE YOU.

Sex?:

• [] Let’s do it.
• [x] No. You can’t handle my d.
• [] FUCK YES.
• [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

• [] Yes. I want to send you one.
• [x] Yes. Unless you already have in which case GO FRAG YOURSELF
• [] No.