HELLO

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push you away.
[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.
[x] I’m taken- apologies, doctor.
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.

Hello.

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push you away.
[x] Be confused. I always thought that your off-the-cuff flirting was insubstantial.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.
[x] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] Why.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[x] Yes.
[] No.

hello

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Push you away gently
[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. You may however rest at my side if you wish.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No. Last I checked, you were a child.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[x] Yes.
[] No.

h-hello, f-fuufuu~

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen, human.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[x] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[x] Yes.
[] No.

Hello

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[x] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
[x] Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha… Primus, no.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[x] No.

Hello.

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push you away.
[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.
[x] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No what
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[x] Yes.
[] No.

HELLO.

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen.
[x] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused
[x] Stay the Pit away from me.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] NO.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.
[x] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.
[x] Touch me and you get a cannon to the face.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No
[x] Never
[x] Not even after I die

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[x] No.

HELLO

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[x] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push you away and then murder you in an inventive fashion.
[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.
[] Ew.
[x] Sure. Come closer. I only want to stab you a little bit.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[x] No.

“No. You can’t handle my d.” “Excuse you I have experience with mechs in berth, I’m pretty sure I could handle your spike Just fine!” He would state with a pouty face for a few seconds, before blushing brightly and covering his face (/)///(). This is the second time a mech has told him He couldn’t handle the D. Bots really need to learn to appreciate the nuances and skills of a human in berth.

You’re still not getting anywhere near me unless you enjoy dying.

Hello.

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
~~[x] Kiss you back…~~
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.
[x] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.
[] Ew.
[x] …Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[x] No. You already have.