Bondage and Dirty Talk?

I do not have an agreeable history with restraints and I will not use them on anyone but a prisoner. If my partner feels otherwise, it would need to be something that could be easily escaped.

As for dirty talk, it depends on the nature. Condescension and humiliation are not for the berth. Explaining what is going to happen in graphic detail… That’s different.

threesomes between yourself, me, and another version of yourself? does that count?

That is rather specific for a kink, Astrotrain.

I tend not to get along with alternate versions of myself. Any scenario involving two of us would likely end badly.

AWWWW DON’T BE SO MODEST. I BET YOU COULD TAKE TWO SMALLER BOTS AT THE SAME TIME NO PROBLEM. OR MAYBE JUST SOUNDWAVE’S DICK AND A FEELER OR TWO IN YOUR BUTT. THAT WOULD TOTALLY COUNT

I think you’ll find yourself disappointed on both counts.

Inu human, a few of these do not apply to me.

My anatomy is not human, I do not have the… orifices you refer to. Additionally, I am physically incapable of doing two more of the things you describe, as I lack the flexibility. I am fairly certain most Cybertronians cannot either. If they can, and find it comfortable… Well. That is their own business.

FINGERING

Looking them in the optics while driving them mad with one servo…

*His optics dim thinking about the alternative. It may take a few moments to snap him out of it.*

thatsmetal55 said: i can’t believe that anyone other than soundwave has let you give them oral with those teeth of yours. :I

Knowing you as well as I unfortunately do, metal human- I would say that this comment is a product of jealousy.

ORAL

It is a wonderfully satisfying thing to be able to undo one’s partner in such a way. However, I have found that few have been able to do the same to me. It is still pleasing.