(meme) Hello

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [x] Slap/Push you away.
  • [x] Be confused. I had no idea you were so forward.

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [x] I’m taken, apologies.
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [x] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [x] Yes. Though you may have already.
  • [] No.

Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them.

((Right back at you Hotwire. You are a fantastic writer <3))

Deliverymechs

hotwire-the-merchant:

It took a little longer than it should have, but Hotwire eventually commed back.  

::Sorry for the small wait, I had to drop off one of my crewmembers at another location to deal with a rescue emergency.  We’ll be right over.::

Cutting her comm just as they emerged back into the Covenant from Sabre’s territory, she sighed and lolled her helm back in her seat.  ”Do yer thing Cranky.”

“Ma’am, yes ma’am.”  One flipped wrist panel and set of commands later and the teal portal was once again shining unnaturally bright.  At the coordinates on Cybertron, an almost-blindingly brilliant white groundbridge appeared, and shortly thereafter, an alpha-class freight shuttle, built for shuttle-alt mechs to operate inside with ease, came gliding through.  It came to a halt a half-kilck or so in front of the bridge before the portal flickered, compressed into a small point of light, and blinked out of existence.

Swiveling in her seat, Hotwire scanned the area before them through the panoramic window at the helm of the ship and met optics with the Decpticon warlord.  A funny feeling made her spark hitch suddenly, and for a moment, she was afraid that she was about to go into another episode, but then she realized—it was anxiety.  Breaking out of her short daze, she gave Megatron a polite nod.  ::The loading bay’s openin’ as we speak, starboard side.  I’ll be down wit’cher filters inna minute.::

With that, she pushed against the control console with her legs so she rolled back out of sight of those outside.  She didn’t want an audience as she struggled awkwardly out of her seat like a femme three times her age.  Echo assisted in handing her her crutches and giving her a brief retightening of the braces around her legs, wordless.

Assistive devices set, Hotwire grumbled and stood up as straight as she could, shoulders back and helm held high. She might be disabled, but she’d not let that make her feeble.  Or look it, at least.  She’d just have to put out a little more presence to make up for the setback.

Still.  She was about to come faceplates-to-faceplates (height difference aside) with one of the most infamously—depending on who you were asking, anyhow—ruthless mechs currently online, she thought to herself as the hum of both the opening freight bay and the lowering departure ramp resonated through the Little Runner.  It hadn’t really occurred to her to be nervous until her tanks spontaneously decided that they wanted to do the chimichanga and her spark started spinning just a hair quicker.  But nothing so bad as to make her really want to go back.  

Just mostly.

She looked aside to Echo.  ”You ready?”

The Seeker nodded, tight-lipped, wings tense and held back.  Hotwire could guess what she was thinking—memories of the cybonic plague outbreak, no doubt.  She glanced around to the others, wondering what was on their processors right then.  Thunderlane, tap-tap-tapping at his console, absent look on his faceplates, worrying at his lower derma, seemingly staring at the Cybertronian sky; Stockpile, watching Crankshaft and absently tapping his own, more permanent leg brace, his own emotions bottled for the time being—he had once been quite the violent ‘Con himself, but for all the wrong reasons—for the sake of his Conjux’s excitement; and Crankshaft, who had moved to the helm of the ship and was taking as much of the outside in as he could, field loose and buzzing with an obvious mixture of nervousness, elation, and anticipation.

But they needed to get going.  Hotwire cleared her vocalizer.  ”Arright, guys.”  She looked to the three mechs remaining in the ship, meeting each set of optics in turn.  ”Crank, Thunder, keep watch on the security cams.  Stock, yer on defensive control duty in case this somehow goes south an’ we gotta beat it.  Questions?”

“Nope.”

“No.”

“Negative.”

“Good.  We’ll be back inna bit.  C’mon, Echo.”  She double-checked herself once more and, with her medic at her side bearing the filters in a small box, made her way down the ramp with as much grace as she was able to muster.

As the ship materialized, many eradicons warmed their blasters. How could they be blamed, after the temporary reprieve from battle they’d been allowed by their secret compound? Of course they wouldn’t want to let anything to ruin that. Such determination is what had Megatron so confident about their upcoming final battle, as well as the addition of a few PhaseSixers. For the moment, their hostility was unnecessary. Megatron gives them the order to stand down unless weapons are drawn. 

The craft settles down, and the imposing warlord closes the distance between himself and the lowering ramp, a soldier behind him on either side. They knew better than to get too close; Megatron was a gladiator, not some precious artifact to be guarded. He could handle most trouble on his own. The soldiers were there as a formality, and they knew it.

The sight that greets him is a tad unexpected, and puts the eradicons further on edge. It would seem that even neutrals were not safe from wartime injury. He waits almost patiently for the merchant to reach the ground before addressing her, exposed optics making his typical glare even colder.

“I have brought more than enough energon to replenish your ship and your space bridge for this journey, as requested. I trust that you have kept up your end as well.” His tone is  congenial, even with the threat woven into it, and a toothy grin serves to both put at ease and unsettle the visitors.

Deliverymechs

hotwire-the-merchant:

::Good mornin’, Megatron.  …If it’s mornin’ there.  Hope it is.  Anyhow, we have our shuttle set up an’ we’re ready t’ come, if ya could send us the coordinates, please an’ thankya.::

That done, Hotwire turned to the rest of the crew in the cockpit of the Little Runner.  ”A’ight, just need a response an’ we’ll be on our way.”  In front of the levitating ship, the bridge glowed a bright, ethereal white, as opposed to the normal green-blue—the sheer amount of energy necessary to power such a bridge jacked up the glow factor by a good ten times and the Little Runner’s pilot bay window had the light deflectors down to keep those inside from being blinded.

inside, Echo and Crankshaft sat behind the controls, keeping the small ship at an idle while Thunderlane and Blindside kept watch at the perimeter scanners and Stockpile stood beside Hotwire at the helm of the shuttle.

“Uh, Cap?”  Crankshaft raised a servo.  "I trust him if you do and all that, but… you sure Bulkhead can take care of the Covenant while we’re gone? Him and Jor and Marco?”

Hotwire shrugged.  ”I have faith in ‘em.  Worst case scenario, they accidentally trip the power ‘r forget a diagnostic.”

“‘Worst case’?”  Crankshaft arched an optic ridge.  ”We are talking about the same Jordan, right?”

“Cranky, I’m tryin’ not ta give myself an aneurism, okay?   They’ll be goo—wait, I’m gettin’ a comm. back!”  

He’d been expecting the traders, and had sent a few soldiers ahead to scout and shield the causeway that would be their rendezvous point. After confirmation that their signals would be dampened, Megatron bridged to the location himself, along with vehicons carting more than enough energon to compensate for a space bridge charge.

It had been a minor concern that the warlord was venturing out at all, but no Autobots had been spotted in the area, and Megatron was adamant. 

::Coordinates sent, Hotwire. I expect you will not disappoint.::

hotwire-the-merchant:

mighty-megatron:

Your arrival will not be met with force, I can assure you that. As for the fuse, there may exist a spare in the stores of the Nemesis, but I cannot say for certain until we can examine it.

Great!  Your filters should be done and cut by tomorrow.  Our bridge is capable of interplanetary bridging, but it takes a lot of power, which we’d need reimbursed, unless you could send someone to get them.

You will be allowed to fully refuel your ship upon your visit, of course, and you will not be met with hostility. I look forward to doing further business with you, Hotwire.

*Megatron makes the necessary preparations, informing the vehicons of an incoming neutral vessel and setting aside extra fuel. Now they would merely have to wait.*

hotwire-the-merchant:

mighty-megatron:

Ah yes.

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The bottom center color seems to match my old set. What kind of payment do you seek, merchant?

A’ight, Deep Cadmium No. 3. I’ll get Echo to cutting those out.

As for payment, we’re in need of a CV-2 Delta-Grade power core fuse. Our last one burned out. If you have a spare, that’d be ideal.

Another option—we’ve been wanting to take our shuttle up to visit Cybertron. I don’t really know what your all’s situation is up there, but if you could promise us a space to settle down for a few solar cycles without fear of being blown to bits by paranoid ‘Cons, that’d be great too.

And of course, you can make your own offer.

Your arrival will not be met with force, I can assure you that. As for the fuse, there may exist a spare in the stores of the Nemesis, but I cannot say for certain until we can examine it.

Get ur optics fixed.

hotwire-the-merchant:

mighty-megatron:

hotwire-the-merchant:

mightymegatron:

They are not broken, insolent fool. Replacement coloration filters are hard to come by without the proper resources.

Proper resource, at’cher service.

…Hm. You possess red optic filter glass?

::Yessir we do.  Cleaned out a closing mod shop in exchange fer the materials they’d need ta evacuate planet an’ a brief stay.  We’ve got… hold on a sec.::

::We got twelve different-shaded sheets ‘a red filter glass.  We’ll need optic model ta cut it ta appropriate dimensions.:: 

*After a few days, Megatron’s optic model is sent with the accompanying message.*

::In the past, I was in possession of removable red filters, which I later had permanently installed. I would prefer the former once again.::