// – Your fave, @mightymegatron, is problematic
- Called me a dickchair (screencap provided)
I came out to have a good time and honestly
I am
Tag: crack
mightymegatron liked your post “cobaltdays:”
Is there something you want to say there, o Mighty Megs?
There most certainly is not.
Accurate.
[[He would prefer you didn’t have an opinion on that.]]
You make it difficult not to.
Then you probably shouldn’t touch it, Megs- if you can at all avoid it, at least.
I shall make all attempts to do so.
((crack beneath the cut))
((I don’t remember who made this but I’ve had it for YEARS and it still makes me laugh stupidly))
[ squints at ] Wait a minute.
Come, and know me better mech!
*whispers* size kink
Why am I being betrayed by my alternate as well?
He is not a recruit.
“Point taken, but our personal history and perfectly harmless semantics aside, what quarrel do you have with me?”
Nothing at all, Optimus. Provided that you remain physically far from me.
“I would hope that certain warlords know that, while I consider certain young recruits dear to my spark, I have no intention of trying to take your place in said recruit’s spark…”
He is not a recruit.
What’s that on your face? … its… so weird? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before…
I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.
Okay, yes that.
But also the smile. What’s up with that?
Nothing. Nothing at all. Am I not allowed to smile?
Megatron's back up 