You tend to have good instincts, and I would trust you with any small child or animal.
This, however, does not explain how in the frag you let yourself bond with an idiot who looked danger in the face and blew kisses at it. Have you no self-respect at all?
Your shrill rantings can rival Starscream’s, and he has broken glass on the bridge before.
I need a table of contents to recall all of your current lovers. Chances are that if you’re talking to them, you’re interfacing like petrorabbits.
It’s no wonder you like it on Earth, it’s the one place where you’re at all tall. Everywhere else, you need a ladder to look people in the optic. I should know; I am often said ladder.
You have been through so much that I’m surprised you can still smile.
I’m glad that you still smile.
Ah, where to begin…
You hold onto the past like it owes you something. Move on. The whole future is waiting out there for you, but you’d rather focus on what you can’t change.
That said… You are one of the most resilient mechs I have ever known, including Optimus.
Alternate: Send ‘☻’ for my muse to insult your muse instead
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