choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

i think it would look stunning on you~

As would a shock collar on you.

been there, done that

it looked fabulous, purple sparkles n slag

sad you missed it

How very clever of you, Astrotrain. You’ve found me out. This whole gladiator-turned warlord act is but a ruse to hide my loving nature.

Do bridge over so that I may show you my true colors.

It was quiet. Not a creature was stirring, except this asshole bigger than a house. He’s leaving you little treats, highgrade galore – nothing beats free stuff from the Christmas Whore. He’d like to ride you into next year, but you’re married, so instead have some kinky bondage gear, for you and your dear. Ho ho ho motherfragger. Merry Trainmas to all, and a Happy New Year~

*Having not remembered that it was the human holiday, Megatron goes to his quarters to find a stack of highgrade cubes and leashes and gags and chains and so forth, seemingly with no explanation whatsoever.

Either this was some joke made by his troops or Soundwave was trying to tell him something.*

choochoomotherslagger:

mighty-megatron:

i think the answer is potato

I will never understand association between myself and tuberous plant life.

.. i don’t get it either

where did that even come from

is it cause you’re hot? are you’re a hot potato?

*You cannot see it but the level of facepalming being achieved at this moment is reaching critical levels*

::-And ANOTHER thing. Why, in the name of Primus do you have a nose?! Stop making no sense and get over here. Oh- Stop making Soundwave want to kill you. Just stop it. He’ll do it. You think I’ve got a temper.. Mmm.. Have you ever seen him bloodthirsty? It’s.. quite a sight to behold.::