“How far can your little parody go” is like telling Starscream no- it’s gonna backfire

No. The difference is that I’d like to see him try.

mighty-megatron:

Please stop.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP I’VE GOT A BIG SHARD-OF-DARK-ENERGON

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT TRYING SHIT ON SENTINEL

Fine. Continue. How far can your little parody go, before it falls flat?

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

ask-smokescreen replied to your post:

I’M GONNA POP THE SENATE. ONLY GOTTA FUSION CANNON IN MY POCKET- I I I’M HUNTIN’ LOOKIN’ FOR A COMEUP THIS IS FRAGGING AWESOME

…

I WEAR THE SENATE’S CLOTHES

I LOOK INCREDIBLE

Please stop.

ask-smokescreen replied to your post:

I’M GONNA POP THE SENATE. ONLY GOTTA FUSION CANNON IN MY POCKET- I I I’M HUNTIN’ LOOKIN’ FOR A COMEUP THIS IS FRAGGING AWESOME

MACKLETRON, CAN WE GO THRIFT SHOPPING?

…What is thrift shopping?

ask-smokescreen

They’re not THAT erotic- and it’s not a fetish, either! Come onnn. How about a trase? Your dreams can’t be that bad.

If my dreams are something that keep me awake at night, I find it hard to believe that you would prefer them to anything remotely pleasant.

No. I will be taking exactly none of your erotic Unicron dreams, scout. My own dreams keep me awake enough as it is without your strange fetishes.

ask-smokescreen:

((If you want, I could try to make a script to add buttons and endless scrolling to this theme sometime.))

((Really? I would super appreciate that if you could! Thank you for offering, dearie <3))

Smokescreen. Stop talking to Unicron.

ask-smokescreen:

~~That’s a good idea but you’re the one saying it so they’re probably something wrong with that advice~~

Why do you care, Legs?

Because as abrasive as I find you, seeing Unicron’s army grow is not something I am eager to watch happen while I do nothing to prevent it.

Keep talking to him and your dreams will become reality, and I assure you they will be far less pleasant.

ask-smokescreen:

mighty-megatron:

He will use your body as an extension of himself. You will be lost in the Void, no longer yourself, a puppet to chaos.

I did nothing to infect you. If dark energon is in your system, you put it there yourself and the “barrier” will recognize you as Unicron and cause your body to explode upon contact, just like Astrotrain.

…

Eugh. That. Doesn’t sound fun.

I didn’t put any dork energon in me. Unlike you, I’ve got some sense. So what’s the deal with the weird dreams I’m having?

… I can do nothing about my past decisions and regretting them is a waste of energy. If you are having dreams like that there are two possibilities. Either he is sending them to you as a form of influence- or they are from your own subconscious and mean nothing in reality apart from the fact that you crave Unicron of your own volition.