… Megajerk? Okay, who named you that?

Megatron is a name that I gave to myself.

You are the one who keeps giving me an endless stream of inane nicknames.

Hey, Megs. I know Data’s in the brigs- can I pay her a visit?

She is awaiting a formal trial, so your visit would be monitored.

But I must wonder, Smokescreen: exactly why do you feel the need?

::Oh… Smokescreen, was it, cadet?::

::The ship was contaminated with Cybonic Plague, as it was when we were forced to shut down.::

::Lord Megatron does not seem to have contracted it, if you were worried about that. He is stable. Why are you asking, cadet?::

Just where did you get 200 cubes of filtered energon?

No.

What brought about such a question?

So long as you live and work on Cybertron, you are my citizen.

Autobot or not, you will be treated with as such.

Do you plan on building it and supplying it with electricity yourself?

Someday we may indeed build an amusement park, but after our infrastructure has been repaired.

You better do that laugh, too, Megajerk.

…

I resisted a god’s possession. I can resist the urge to dance to this… “music”.