Aggron!

[[Aggron, the Iron Armor Pokemon. Steel/Rock.]]

[[

It claims an entire mountain as its own. The more wounds it has, the more it has battled, so don’t take it lightly.]]

A creature after my own spark.

(4/6)

Metagross!

[[Metagross, the Iron Leg Pokemon. Steel/Psychic.]]

[[

It boasts not only psychic powers but also fantastic strength. It grabs its prey with its four legs and holds them in place with its claws.]]

Normally they seem to be green, but this one resonates with me. I can’t imagine why. Intelligent and strong… and it even appears to have a powered-up form.

Yes. This will do nicely.

(3/6)

What are your thoughts on Heralds and unicron monsters?

No comment.

The package is opened to reveal a bowed glass panel, so black it is only barely see-through. A moment of reflection may spark recognition; it’s the glass piece that rests on Blackout’s chest, over his spark. It’s pristine, well, besides the smiley face drawn crudely upon it in now dried energon.

Megatron will be notified of a package addressed to him. Those working around him don’t know where it came from, but they tested it, and it is most assuredly not a bomb, or any sort of chemical weapon.

Megatron squints after the scans, picking up the package and tearing the adhesive with his claw.

“What is this…?”

Side eyes that other Anon What the fuck did I just read??

Something exceedingly unfortunate.

what if someone stole your eyebrows and used them as a dildo would that be fragged up or what

I pretend my dildo is your spike <3

You are not the first to tell me this, and it is still a fact I don’t need to know.

( A proximity alarm goes up for only a moment before it’s blinked out, but the planet seems to scream in agony. On a site outside of Tyger Pax, a sudden crater has appeared in the metal. Hosts of small organisms, scraplets and glitchmice, lie about the area in mangled states of near-death and agony. No energon is shed, but it smells like a gaping wound, and the ground is covered with fresh, yellowy ichor. )

This is like nothing Soundwave’s instruments have ever detected. The sensor overloaded with so much energy that even the receiver for the signal is blackened with electrical char. After what he is seen, Megatron forbids Laserbeak from being deployed to investigate further. There is still rust on his armor from where the slime dripped on him, reminding him altogether too much of the husk Unicron wore.

Megatron himself issues a formal quarantine of the area, citing dangerous grounds as the tunnels from past excavations have begun to collapse. He isn’t technically lying, but leaves out that the collapse is from this mysterious contagion. After his message is broadcast, he sends another private one.

::Bumblebee. It… seems to be spreading.::

((Love your current avatar. Epic as all hell.))

((Thank you! Aaaah I’ve had one like this for Halloween for a few years now, with just Megatron’s face blacked out but not a ton of people noticed it because it was subtle. I am loving the new mouth this time around lol