Iron Chair?

How easily does your muse cave to pressure?

Megatron is known for his contrary attitude and his impressive will. If he truly does not want to do something, no force in existence can make him do it.

~~Without killing him first.~~

sends over a little container of homemade energon candies shaped like little triangles and organic pumpkins with a note saying “Happy late Earth Halloween, sir. ~Misfire” taped to the lid

*He saves the candies in his subspace, setting a few on Soundwave’s work station for him to find.*

sends over a little cup of homemade energon pudding with a note saying “Made some extra. Hope you enjoy it, sir. ~Misfire” set next to it

He scans the food out of habit, despite the fact that it’s been quite some time since anyone has tried to poison his fuel. Misfire has sent him treats before, for whatever odd reason.

It never fails to surprise the warlord whenever anyone gives him something that isn’t meant to do harm. He’s only just starting to stop seeing it as suspicious.

sends over a small container of homemade energon candies with a note saying “Hope you enjoy them, sir. ~Misfire” taped to the top

Megatron opens the container carefully. Treats?

How strange that the corrupt version of himself still received such things from his troops. Someone still cared about the monster he’d made of himself, enough to give him treats…

He takes one, enjoying the sweetness, and leaving the rest for his counterpart.

Sir? Do you like candies? I always have extra, if you ever want any.

… If I dislike them, I can always give them to Soundwave, I suppose.

Finger sucking…?

Mine are not particularly sensitive, but it is an inviting sight, and often a prelude.

Do you sing?

I have not in a very long time, no.

Gale, Honey, Minerals.

Are you ticklish?

No. ((Most of his seams are numb from previous damage, but some scars have had the opposite effect. The center of his chest and his lower back are very sensitive as a result.))

Tell us your favorite pick-up line.

Many don’t have a direct translation in English. A popular one involved letting off steam from their pelvic arrays. ((He totally had to look up what a pick-up line was. Do you say something before lifting someone?))

What is your favorite meal?

Hot, bitter low-grade.

Hello.

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push you away.
[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.
[x] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No what
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[x] Yes.
[] No.