willnotgogently:

…Something you’ve done, Rung?

There’s a smirk curling the edges of his lips and he nods down the hallway to where his room is located.  “Everyone likes to watch something… don’t you?”

His optics darken by a shade as he smiles too. “Mm. I may also be in possession of a few recordings you may not have heard that you would enjoy. …Might that interest you at all?”

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

…………. so you’re doubling down on that spindly nerd thing, then

Quiet.

okay but is it like.. the opposite of a size kink

undersize kink

i can store this guy under my berth for later like an energon snack kink

I said quiet. He’s not that small.

to be fair i might be misremembering some other spindly nerd but i’m pretty sure he’s about as big as your leg

you could probably stuff him in a somewhat ambitious sock

real talk though: are ya’ll fraggin?

I will assume that a “sock” is something inappropriate and you aren’t going to touch him with it.

And why should I tell you?

it’s … i mean you’re probably not wrong? it’s a human foot covering.. it was a joke about how small he is

because friends generally partake in obnoxious relationship ribbing??

i dunno, i’m not gonna poach him or anything if that’s what you’re worried about

Ah… I’m unaccustomed.

What we have is relatively new, Astrotrain. There is no rush.

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

choochoomotherslagger:

mightymegatron:

…………. so you’re doubling down on that spindly nerd thing, then

Quiet.

okay but is it like.. the opposite of a size kink

undersize kink

i can store this guy under my berth for later like an energon snack kink

I said quiet. He’s not that small.

to be fair i might be misremembering some other spindly nerd but i’m pretty sure he’s about as big as your leg

you could probably stuff him in a somewhat ambitious sock

real talk though: are ya’ll fraggin?

I will assume that a “sock” is something inappropriate and you aren’t going to touch him with it.

And why should I tell you?

Akane was fiddling with what looked like a communications radio on an old base and winced when a high pitched sound suddenly came through it. She waited for it to clear before slowly pressing the ‘talk’ button. “Is there anyone there?” She asked softly. (((Hope this works)))

The one who winces on the other end is unfortunately a fair bit larger, and far more surly. Who could be contacting him from their outpost on Earth?

::That is dependent on who this is. If you’re a soldier, relay your designation.::