MEGS MEGS MEGS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MOVIE TO SHOW YOU YOU ARE BASICALLY IN IT

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

If I had a shanix for every time something you’ve said has caused me suspicion, I would have a pile of useless currency. What is the movie?

IT’S REALLY GOOD IT’S CALLED MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO

YOU’RE THE TOTORO

THIS IS YOU, ME, AND BEE

What in the Pits is that thing?

Hey, Megs, Megs- can you hold still for a second? I’ve got something really important to do. /He’s going to go behind Megatron and try to give him a back rub!/

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

mightymegatron:

Smokescreen what are you up to? *He turns around, half-thinking Smokescreen is going to write something back there.*

*Suspicious squinting.*

It almost seems as if you’re being nice to me.

Hey, what? Let’s not go that far, Megs. Maybe, uh- this is all part of my plan to pull a Starscream and become leader of Cybertron or something.

/He’s still rubbing Megatron’s back, though, practically kneading the other bot./

*Once this was a very real concern, but knowing Smokescreen now, anyone with eyes could see the last thing he wanted to do was lead. On a loyalty scale from Starscream to 10, he was closer to a 7. Megatron turns his helm and relaxes, keeping his sensornet open to keep checking for marker or tape just in case.*

*He absolutely doesn’t start dozing off under the attention.*

Hey, Megs, Megs- can you hold still for a second? I’ve got something really important to do. /He’s going to go behind Megatron and try to give him a back rub!/

ask-smokescreen:

mightymegatron:

Smokescreen what are you up to? *He turns around, half-thinking Smokescreen is going to write something back there.*

/Smokescreen’s just rubbing the larger bot’s back, reaching up as high as he can. He doesn’t have any markers out- it’s just his servos!/

This is the kinda thing you do for old bots you res- for old bots, right?

*Suspicious squinting.*

It almost seems as if you’re being nice to me.