(When Bumblebee opened his optics, it was to a mech so massive he blocked out the street light. Light shimmered off the back of his fine cloth suit so bright that his silouette shimmered at the edges, while his red optics glowed out from a core drenched in shadow. But he could hear it, that little ruffle of tightly packed money from under the mech’s thumb. He shook his head to wake himself, pulling his one little article of clothing- his newsmech hat- back onto his horns.)
Paper’s a deci-shanix apiece, mac. What’re you gonna do with a whole stack of the one rag in town that don’t sell? It ain’t like the city’s beatin’ a path to the bridge.
(Bee waved his one loose paper out in front of the mech. He shouldn’t be talking down his product, but after an entire day of no company and the rest of society puttin’ his paper down? He needed something to talk about, and a somebody to talk to.) My would-be customers keep sayin’ that the stories ain’t linin’ up. Blindside nearly writes this whole thing by himself, and what he says is goin’ on don’t match the other papers. And you want the whole stack?
You must keep a hell of a lot of pigeons, mac.
(But he won’t stop eyeing that money. That’s more than enough to buy him tomorrow’s bundle, as well as three square meals and maybe a hot shower at the Y. He might even treat the guys down at the paper depot. Who was this mech, flashin’ that kind of money at a night-newsie Mini at the aft-crack of midnight?)
“Heh, somethin’ like that.”
“I know the price, an’ it’s not worth half that. This is for you, fer having to sell it.” Megatron pressed the shanix into the newsy’s hand, taking the free paper from his opposite one. He put it on top of the pile, stood straight and warmed up his cannon, aiming it at the stack.
“You might wanna stand back.” In a bright blast of plasma, the entire stack of papers was incinerated, leaving a smoldering hole on the sidewalk. The cannon cycled down, and the suited mech tipped his hat to the newsy.
“Much obliged. Have a good night, mini.” Folding his arms behind his back, Megatron continued walking, enjoying the muggy night air and the fact that no one would be reading about his exploits tonight.

